Quite a bazaar Cathedral service today. The first reading started with a frail old man hobbling up to the stand. He proceeded to read with a large booming voice that made a few people flinch. This, and the mad man standing next to me, he kept mumbling out loud the word cunts, and stamping up and down. The sermon was accompanied with organ music that wouldn't have been out of place on a horror film.
I can now balance on the back legs of my chair for almost half a minute. I'm getting lots of practice; as it beats doing revision work. Now I only have to find some kind of real world application for chair balancing. OH dear, that would be a clown wouldn't it ?